Part #5
Write a small synopsis for the next American pie installement if you were the writer. It doesn't have to be long but include some characters and a minimum of 200 words. Best one will win 5 points, 2nd best will win 2 points.
Once upon a time, Matt Stifler was trying to throw the veto competition. Yes, he was throwing it. Please don't give him points. "Throw, throw, throw he said." What kind of name is Hand Cramp anyway? That's just asking for hand cramps. Cramps in general are bad. Is it two hundred words yet? How about now? Did I mention I'm throwing this? This is going to be a terrible American Pie movie. Well, they were pretty bad after the third one. That's blasphemy. My movie was good. How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69! This one time at band camp, I fucked an oboe. For Flowers's sake, is it still not two hundred words? "You're going down." "No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips." I love you, Kathy. Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. Stiffmeister's throwing the shit out of this competition. We're in the home stretch. Just twenty-three words left to go. RAAAAAWR GODZIRRA. What if I take his beanie and put it on my weinie? And everyone dies. The end.